S-P-P UPDATE!!

Due to heavy campaigning, I have berjaya-ed to coax a few good men to join in my SPP. This rakan seperjuangan shall be given code-names Ramasamy and Zulfudli (I had to use nama samaran to protect their identity). The first agenda of SPP would be to clense the gym-room of spider cobwebs and kulat-kulat yg bermaharajalela sepanjang tahun. This is to say that the gym-room had been heavily under-utilised. Secondly a fund raising shall be underway to sponsor purchase of healthy food such as Sainsbury's Organic Eggs, which is obviously needed to build more actin and myosin so our muscles can undergo hypertrophy... WTF???!!! To make it easier, I'll quote Rocky Balboa : Yeh gotta eat egks ya kno' its like gud fer ya muscles ya kno'.

So anyways for the fundraising, we shall be charging 8 pounds per entry to anyone that wants to enter the gym to watch us work out. [Yes we know its rather expensive but its not often an opportunity like this comes by]. This brilliant idea struck me after attending UCL's M-nite. My wallet kena rogol 8 pds to watch ppl shake ass. An alternative would be to form a Floyer Gang and collect protection money from Floyerians... you better pay up or else we will go in your kitchen and steal your kuali, ice cream, oyster sos and throw ur telur all over the kitchen (unless its organic, we'll eat that).

With these super-plan underway there should be no stopping us achieving 6 packs in no time. Just for target's sake, I shall set the date of 13th July as the date my SPP shall officially be successfully completed. Gambate Rama-rama dan Zoofadli !!!!! (nama samaran sekali lagi)

... okay Rocky didn't say that I did... dun so cerewet lah yoh!!