Which TYPE Clubber are YOU?

Abit of Colour to make it 'Reader-friendly'

This post is just random stuff I know/learnt about clubbbing. And no, I'm not your everyday clubber, I don't go clubbing every week, I don't know lots of clubbing friends, nor do I have enough $$$ to go clubbing everytime I want to! But hey, we've got to pick off somewhere right?

He're a few distinctive differences/categories about the clubbing crowd:

The Noob Clubber
Visited clubs under 5 occasions
Fret (alot!) on the admission price; 10 quid in London, RM 30 in Malaysia
Occasionally drinking too much (resulting in puking)
Knows nearly no-one there
Dances in a weird robotic style
Has weird mentality like -
If I go in and dance in between those 3 hot chick, we might end up with a 4-some tonight! or,
Hey they girl's looking at me! I bet she's horny as hell! Now's my chance... *followed by a slap*
or for the girl's, Ohno this guy is already dancing with me! How do I get away from him? I can't get away, I have no good excuse, I can't say 'no'!, I guess I'm stuck with him whole nite...

The Novice Clubber (Thats ME!)
Visited clubs 5-20 occasions
Dances better haha!
Monetary issues lesser of a problem
'Knows people' who can get you in free/ buy you drinks
Know at least 1-10 people that happen to go clubbing that night as well

The Advanced Clubber
20-50 occasions
Dancing doesn't necessarily has to be better, haha! Actually if you have a hot bod, your dancing automatically becomes better, I can't imagine a majin-buu dancing smoothly
Start buying drinks for people, opening bottle to get people in and so on
Know 11-20 people there (characterised by the occasional 'hey! how're you doing?' conversation)

The Clubbing Clubber
Knows at least 1/5 of the people in the club, knows the bouncer, the boss etc.
Goes nearly every now and then, minimum twice a month?

Conclusion:
The more 'expert' we are, the more people we know
The more we end up spending? (for guys)
- so basically this means that if we spend alot we can advance faster (it sucks but its reality)
The more freebies like drinks admissions etc. (for girls)