tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54374636025161821792024-03-14T02:02:33.116+00:00Red Hot NonsenseSpice up your life with a hint of nonsenceEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-45379478430576887252009-05-31T15:38:00.007+00:002009-05-31T15:47:44.458+00:00Day out... after so long!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKliYdvUmI/AAAAAAAAALE/teuXhh67XDI/s1600-h/DSC02477.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKliYdvUmI/AAAAAAAAALE/teuXhh67XDI/s400/DSC02477.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342014118116151906" border="0" /></a>.<br />waiting for the just married couple sambil skype-chatting with joo<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKlKSrc3sI/AAAAAAAAAK8/vbJigJVBxzc/s1600-h/DSC02494.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKlKSrc3sI/AAAAAAAAAK8/vbJigJVBxzc/s400/DSC02494.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342013704246189762" border="0" /></a><br />.<br />buntai say got cun chick behind me so i ask helen to snap quickly<br />.<br />.<br />.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKlDwtr7HI/AAAAAAAAAK0/35aNe_tgaqA/s1600-h/DSC02496.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKlDwtr7HI/AAAAAAAAAK0/35aNe_tgaqA/s400/DSC02496.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342013592049544306" border="0" /></a><br />.<br />mr buaya king (buntai), fail la u!! not sui also!!<br />.<br />.<br />.</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKkzzUYBcI/AAAAAAAAAKk/1_2nbYfEsCo/s1600-h/DSC02488.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SiKkzzUYBcI/AAAAAAAAAKk/1_2nbYfEsCo/s400/DSC02488.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342013317870781890" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />for a carnivore like me, this bugogi or watever its called, fail, kasi 4/10, luckily i was hungry... make it sedap sumhow... ><<br />.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">*emergency call from lil one so going home terus after makanxxx....!!<br /></div> </div>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-31817999850433967572009-05-25T05:52:00.001+00:002009-05-25T05:52:54.161+00:00Every Other Time<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gtnl9GsEvEc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gtnl9GsEvEc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-89201971908560529332009-05-17T10:59:00.002+00:002009-05-17T11:05:00.034+00:00Just like that...in a blink of an eye my life has turned around...<br />in just a few days my future plans get dumped into the drains...<br />maybe i'm trying too hard, or too little...<br />all i know is i did my best and that didnt work...<br />some ppl can work like a sponge, absorb everything...<br />not me, im like a spring, pull me, stretch me...<br />but i'll alwis return to the same me, but do that TOO much,<br />and i'll be distorted, and never be the same again.Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-74871503765451180212009-05-06T12:50:00.003+00:002009-05-06T12:55:59.821+00:00Kena Scam by Dear<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgGIfb0qouI/AAAAAAAAAKc/gz1z7Brgezo/s1600-h/ddear+scam.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 65px; height: 50px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgGIfb0qouI/AAAAAAAAAKc/gz1z7Brgezo/s400/ddear+scam.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332693507409355490" border="0" /></a><br />Duno why dear ask me to move left and right and up and down, then at the end of that... she just say 'dear so cute'... as if trying to confuse me out of my brains... hehehe... anyways i think she print screened or snap a pic or sth... rasa macam kena scam...!!! but its okay to be scammed by dear ^^... coz she's dear... @~,'~Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-78809424072493437092009-05-05T23:41:00.006+00:002009-05-06T00:02:01.907+00:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgDSU32UKkI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/uVA2x42vYfI/s1600-h/bun.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgDSU32UKkI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/uVA2x42vYfI/s400/bun.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332493214837647938" border="0" /></a><br />This is one weird looking bunny, cannot even sit on its own, need ppl to hold the neck up...<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgDSFsZwDXI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/ZYrAAxXK-DI/s1600-h/bearss2.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 311px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgDSFsZwDXI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/ZYrAAxXK-DI/s400/bearss2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332492954067012978" border="0" /></a><br />This is what people do online, huhuhu. Arrange soft-toys and give names. I have labelled so its easier for people to see. Stitch is Stichy lor, blue bear bear can also be called 'blue' for short, Donald Duck is ducky... Don't ask me who gave these names, ask Tinymorni Blogie..Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-49565568864396716492009-05-05T22:37:00.004+00:002009-05-05T22:55:47.272+00:00BrainwaveMany people know it by the name telepathy, or mind-reading, or psychic, but me and the MAN aka Ang Choon Seong just had another weird, yet not too surprising, BRAINWAVE.<br /><br />This is my msn message : "SPP on, if no 6pax by july i harakiri"<br /><br />*as usual, the man will be quick to respond when SPP is mentioned due to us carrying our <span style="font-style: italic;">saitor</span> for nearly 2 decades, becoz of our NATO principles (No action, talk only).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ang: says:</span><br />hahhaha<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">gong bin</span><br />i got 4 pacs liau ok<br /><br />*gong bin = stupid face*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">-- E R | C -- says:</span><br />u count khar chuing as pax?<br />and 2 breast<br /><br />*2 butt + 2 breasts = 4 pax/pacs/packs*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ang: says:</span><br />hahhaa<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">-- E R | C -- says:</span><br />i want like wolverine<br />badan macho<br />haha<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ang: says:</span><br />i wanna be wolverine liau<br />HAHAHA<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">~~BrAiNwAwE mOmEnT~~</span><br />*we both mentioned 'Wolverine' at the same milisecond*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ang: says:</span><br />LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA<br />*super disbelief*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">-- E R | C -- says:</span><br />babi<br />hahahhaha<br />brain wave<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Ang: says:</span><br />super brain wave<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">-- E R | C -- says:</span><br />super far sumore<br /><br />*so as usual we dont like to say bye bye so buntai aka the MAN gave a list of comments which I have reaarranged to look like Kübler-Ross's model, becoz even after all thats happened we still kenot believe can brainwave until so super... wanna brainwave also takkan chat the same thing at the same time... babi*<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Ang: says:</span><br />SUPER MAX <-- Denial<br />if u girl i rape u liau <-- Anger<br />kannineh# <-- Bargaining (maybe not so)<br />so random <-- Depression<br />lemma <-- AcceptanceEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-21197092846386511742009-05-05T22:20:00.006+00:002009-05-05T22:29:22.499+00:00SPP<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC80AVOqQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/lh_DsvkrkIQ/s1600-h/w2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 364px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC80AVOqQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/lh_DsvkrkIQ/s400/w2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332469560434927874" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC8ue_urHI/AAAAAAAAAJc/r49Tn5NSKEc/s1600-h/w1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 327px; height: 298px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC8ue_urHI/AAAAAAAAAJc/r49Tn5NSKEc/s400/w1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332469465587035250" border="0" /></a><br />Yes SPP means 6 pack programme.<br /><br /><br />That means eating protein-rich food, less junk food, loads of exercise and worst of all, no more binge eating (eat alot until stummy full full).<br />This is my new motivation and my new target, huhuhuhu!! *Approved by Dear Sdn. Bhd.*<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Here's a --> <a href="http://www.sfchroniclemarketplace.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/05/01/MV0F17BO2V.DTL&o=1">LINK to Trailer</a> <-- to the X-men Orignins : Wolverine TrailerEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-89096061674578496322009-05-05T21:46:00.004+00:002009-05-05T22:17:50.237+00:00The most important day... 2007 2002Often people try to remember the first day that started it all. The first baby, the first time something happened, well to me, the first time I met her, is just as important as my birthday.<br /><br />20th July 2002, was the first day I laid eyes on my super duper darling dear... <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">JEANNE NG</span>!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC0hPp4mmI/AAAAAAAAAJM/aQCH9y-bCDk/s1600-h/boin.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 69px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC0hPp4mmI/AAAAAAAAAJM/aQCH9y-bCDk/s400/boin.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332460442037557858" border="0" /></a><br />It was the night to remember, the good, the funny, and some firsts for me and her.<br />Nothing huge happened that night*, nothing explosive or out of the ordinary, but that day meant alot to me because if not, I would have never met her and today we would never have known how much we could love each other.<br /><br />Muacks dearies, loving you always, ... Dearbaks aka Eric K.<br /><br />*well we did take a light stroll along Fort Cornwallis = D<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC2DzcVAKI/AAAAAAAAAJU/Q5ozKeg_1jo/s1600-h/corn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/SgC2DzcVAKI/AAAAAAAAAJU/Q5ozKeg_1jo/s400/corn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332462135271555234" border="0" /></a>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-4257219541591361692008-07-08T00:22:00.001+00:002008-07-08T00:22:32.688+00:00NOTICE!<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">THIS BLOG HAS BEEN CANCELLED</span>. THERE IS NO SET DATE ON WHEN THIS BLOG WOULD CONTINUE PUBLISHING AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR VISITING. TRY THE MAIN BLOG TITLED <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">'IMAGINE-THIS</span>'.Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-88075670069483943392008-02-05T07:31:00.000+00:002008-02-05T07:53:13.917+00:00PGA / SPP UpdateStages of behavioral change are as follows:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">(example : Abu wants to quit smoking)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">Precontemplation --> concerned about his smoking</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Contemplation --> wants to quit smoking</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Preparation --> schedules counsellings</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Action --> takes nicotine patches, motivational programs</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Maintenance --> dun go out with Hassan who ajak rokok</span><br /><br />I need a severe engine overhaul as the previous methods aren't working. So now I'm going to try this new 'plofesional' regime published by Men's Health --><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> </span><a style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" href="http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=weight.loss&category=abs.diet&conitem=a72a99edbbbd201099edbbbd2010cfe793cd____">HERE</a><br /><br />PGA / SPP will be revealed July 2008.Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-55544108319962891252008-02-01T05:27:00.000+00:002008-02-01T07:41:10.719+00:00Which TYPE Clubber are YOU?<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);">Abit of Colour to make it 'Reader-friendly'<br /><br />This post is just random stuff I know/learnt about clubbbing. And no, I'm not your everyday clubber, I don't go clubbing every week, I don't know lots of clubbing friends, nor do I have enough $$$ to go clubbing everytime I want to! But hey, we've got to pick off somewhere right?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);">He're a few distinctive differences/categories about the clubbing crowd:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Noob Clubber</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Visited clubs under 5 occasions</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Fret (alot!) on the admission price; 10 quid in London, RM 30 in Malaysia</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Occasionally drinking too much (resulting in puking)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Knows nearly no-one there</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Dances in a weird robotic style</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Has weird mentality like -</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">If I go in and dance in between those 3 hot chick, we might end up with a 4-some tonight! or,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Hey they girl's looking at me! I bet she's horny as hell! Now's my chance... *followed by a slap*</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">or for the girl's, Ohno this guy is already dancing with me! How do I get away from him? I can't get away, I have no good excuse, I can't say 'no'!, I guess I'm stuck with him whole nite...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Novice Clubber (Thats ME!)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Visited clubs 5-20 occasions</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Dances better haha!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Monetary issues lesser of a problem</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">'Knows people' who can get you in free/ buy you drinks</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">Know at least 1-10 people that happen to go clubbing that night as well</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Advanced Clubber</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">20-50 occasions</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Dancing doesn't necessarily has to be better, haha! Actually if you have a hot bod, your dancing automatically becomes better, I can't imagine a majin-buu dancing smoothly</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Start buying drinks for people, opening bottle to get people in and so on</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Know 11-20 people there (characterised by the occasional 'hey! how're you doing?' conversation)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Clubbing Clubber</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Knows at least 1/5 of the people in the club, knows the bouncer, the boss etc.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Goes nearly every now and then, minimum twice a month?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Conclusion:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The more 'expert' we are, the more people we know</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">The more we end up spending? (for guys)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> - so basically this means that if we spend alot we can advance faster (it sucks but its reality)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">The more freebies like drinks admissions etc. (for girls)</span>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-36661153437974244812008-01-25T14:16:00.001+00:002008-01-25T14:29:00.741+00:00I am rich, now...<span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">Gone were the days of thinking how</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">To finance my accommodation bills</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">In this short time, I am rich, now</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">I must admit, *yay-ee, I like how this feels</span><br /><br />Inspired by Z. Hafiz on Jabatan Paling Anggun(JPA)<br /><br />*yay-ee - adopted from 5 Zamrud OST 'My Father is Wah-Tong' (2002)Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-15973437560807189642008-01-23T00:33:00.000+00:002008-01-23T06:45:45.263+00:00My Shared Movies<p class="MsoNormal">If you live in FLOYERS and would like to take my shared files thru the intranet, just click on this link --->><a href="http://eric-koay.blogspot.com/2007/06/free-antivirus.html">HERE</a><<---<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Below is the list of SHARED MOVIES I am currently sharing! Enjoy!<b style=""><u><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" ><br /></span></u></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><u><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >Series<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">English<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Gossip Girl 1-13</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Anime<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Devil May Cry (full)</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Japanese</b></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Great Teacher Onizuka (movie)</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><u><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >Movies<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">English<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">X-Men 2</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">1408</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Rescue Dawn<br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Cashback</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Knocked Up</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Next</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Bourne Ultimatum</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Just Like Heaven</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">War</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Black Sheep</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Hairspray</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Halloween</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Kopps-Betahouse, American Pie (18sx) </p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">TenaciousD</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Recruit</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">30 Days of Night</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Butterfly On A Wheel</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Gone Baby Gone</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Con Air</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Bourne Supremacy</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Eastern Promises</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Fantastic Four - Rise Of The Silver Surfer</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Perfect Stranger</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Rescue Dawn</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Resident Evil – Extinction</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Illusionist</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Prestige</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Kingdom</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Nanny Diaries</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Heartbreak Kid</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Number 23</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Philadelphia </p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Step Up</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Sunshine</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Departed</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Girl Next Door</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Return to House On Haunted Hill</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Smiley Face</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Stardust</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Good Luck Chuck</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Green Mile</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Home of the Brave</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Music And Lyrics</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Woods Have Eyes</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Beautiful Country \</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Meet Joe Black</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Grey Zone</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">City of Angels</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Great Escape 1963</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">DNA</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">The Rock</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal">3.10 To Yuma</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Korean<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Unstopable Marriage</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal">200 Pound Beauty</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Les Formidables</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal">My GirI</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Chinese<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Wait Til You're Older</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"> </p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Lust Caution (18sx)</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Running on Karma (unsubbed – Cantonese)</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Happy Birthday</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>The Banquet</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Secret</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Cartoon / Anime / CG Animation<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Ratatouille</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" class="MsoNormal"> </p><p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Futurama - Bender's Big Score</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" class="MsoNormal">Bleach Movie</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Foreign<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Sumolah (Malay)</p><p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal"> </p><p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal">City of God (nigerian?)</p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Journey from the Fall (Thai)</p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Love Me If You Dare (French?)</p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Les Choristes (French I think)</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Other Stuff<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Chris Rock - Never Scared (stand-up comedy) (18pa)</p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The Man and the Sea (documentary)</p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Microcosmos (documentary)</p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Motherland Afganistan (documentary)</p> <p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Paris, Je t'Aime (French? Unsubbed)</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal"> </p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Haruka Maihitoyo (anime – unsubbed)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Old Cartoons<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">Laputa Castle in the Sky</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">My Neighbours the Yamadas</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">Only Yesterday</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">Porco Rosso</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">Tokyo Godfathers</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">Whisper of the Heart</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-51924742160627825852008-01-20T22:02:00.000+00:002008-01-20T22:19:13.808+00:00SPP UpdateI cerita to people that I'm SPP-ing and instead of encouragement, I get the 'alla you, u tell me this every single time since last year, and you're still fat'. So just to prove that I'm at least heading the right direction, here's some things I did during the last week.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Wednesday : <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Played futsal for 2 hours on </span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Saturday : <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Cycled to Billingsgate Market (40 minute journey), and back</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sunday : <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Football for 1.5 hours again (i love this game)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Bonus mission</span> :<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"> Climbed over a 15 feet fence, and back, to retrieve our football</span></span><br /></div><br />Although I haven't super cut down on my eating, at least I'm exercising more. Feeling fitter and healthier. Releasing more endorphins. Wish me luck!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">*SPP = Six Pack Program</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">*Recently we added another terminology, PGA = Perut Gatal Association, more on that later, now wanna watch TenaciousD</span>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-29917509682564747182008-01-19T05:42:00.000+00:002008-01-19T06:09:30.433+00:00Mellow Moments?<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">JIWANG ALERT!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Disclaimer : Is that even the right word? Whatever! If you're not a girl, and not feeling particularly in a jiwang mood now, please refrain from reading this post. I only realise how corny this post might sound AFTER writing it, I guess my jiwang-moment just passed.</span><br /><br />First before I start writing I would have to turn of that <span style="font-style: italic;">jiwang</span> song playing in the background so I can think properly. Its 5.40am on a Saturday, yet I'm still awake due to oversleeping in the afternoon. So back to my topic title, mellow moments?, I'm sure many of you have experienced it. One day you're all alright (girls) / macho (guys) then suddenly you can sit back down on your lazy chair and mellow thoughts start over-flooding your mind.<br /><br />You suddenly feel so humble, noble, soft, caring, human?, etc. Not too many images fill my head, maybe just glimpses of it but thats it; I don't go reminiscing my first kiss and all. I just sit, and think.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">Aetiology (cause of the 'disease')</span><br />In my case, its due to 3 factors.<br /><ol><li>Listening to an <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">OST of a </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">jiwang</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> movie called My Sassy Girl (Title : I Believe)</span>, do download it and listen, it's worth it</li><li>Ever gone <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">cycling to a market 30 minutes away 6.30am in the morning?</span> I'll be doing that in a while. So we've got a mellow song AND an activity to go with it what else do we need?<br /></li><li>Mellow thoughts, this came in the form of <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">a friend's blog,</span> i.e. Wan Yean's --> <a href="http://wanster.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-walked-away.html">CLICK HERE</a></li></ol>Only the other day I was talking to my first crush on how I had a crush on her and what not way back in Standard 4(I was only 10 years old). This blog really made me remember it all over again. How we use to have puppy love here and there, how the feeling that time was so, simple, so, pure, then I wondered how I have changed since then.<br /><br />I remembered I used to walk from my school to a nearby girl's school every Friday afternoon, just to see her (a second crush) mother drive her out of school; and it lasted like, 5 seconds?, zoom and gone. Like that also happy.<br /><br />That was then, this is now. Am I happy with the person I am today? There are some things I would like to change, there are some things that I regret doing. But all in all, I still remember how I used to be, and yes, I still am very much like that 10-year-old Eric I remember I once was<br /><br />.. at least now I don't turn red, and stare at my shoes, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">EVERY SINGLE TIME</span> I talk to a girlEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-48660854127234172522008-01-17T04:18:00.000+00:002008-01-17T14:58:47.489+00:00Remembering my dreams!We all have dreams; Good dreams, bad dreams, sexy dreams, scary dreams, dreamy dreams, happy dreams, straight happy dreams, bizarre dreams, confusing dreams, random dreams, hopping dreams and the list just never seem to end.<br /><br />Then there's the <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">dream-that-you-never-forget dream</span>, the <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">remember-a-few-days dream</span>, or the <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">instantly-forget-once-you-wake-up dream</span>. Just making a rough estimate, I'd say the proportion would be something like <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">1%</span>, <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">20%</span> and <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">79% </span>respectively.<br /><br />So my long-winded-ness finally has to come to and end. I'll - - - <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">START RECORDING MY DREAMS</span>. I'll either write it down, or record it with my handphone, so I won't forget it.<br /><br />Here's one dream that I remembered, happened only a couple of days ago so it belonged to the 20% of dreams that I have. Take note that I would not disclose certain things, like identity,if it has the below criteria:<br /><ul style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><li>Having to do with my personal life</li><li>Others misinterpreting my dreams for something that is not</li><li>No idea who the person is in my dream (figment of my imagination)<br /></li></ul>Anyway lets dive right in: (due to me writing this so long after it happened, I might have missed out major details, wont happen again :P )<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">My Dream</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I was at this mall with A (A is my gf at the moment) then we were just walking about. Then A had to go do something so her sister B came and walk with me instead (B popped out of nowhere I must say), for some weird reason suddenly B looks so adorable and without knowing (or feeling nervous, or scared) I just leaned in and kiss her; and she kissed back! We did this 'small pecking' for a couple of times before it started to feel weird. Sad to say, A never came back and caused a huge showdown. I guess I woke up after that, feelings like, whoaaa~!<br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">My Interpretation</span><br />Sometimes we want to do things we can't do. Killing our boring lecturer, dating Tracy's mom, masturbating on live television (ok maybe not), its the thrill of doing something we can't. The more we can't, the more we want. Someone once used the phrase 'playing with fire'. I know in real life I'd probably never go out with my gf's sister, but in dreamland, anything's possible :)Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-68039408004438287392008-01-15T00:28:00.000+00:002008-01-18T03:54:32.216+00:00Yes, It's SPP Season Again!Recent happenings have inspired me into continuing my SPP or better known as Six Pack Program. The source of motivation include, <a href="http://helenngu.blogspot.com/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Helen Ngu</span></a> with her constant complaining, <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://flower-monster.blogspot.com/">Lee Pei2</a></span> with her farfetched ideas, <a href="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ang Choon Seong</span></a> aka 'The Man' (where the SPP idea originated) and lastly Muhd Zulfadli who surprisingly, semangat for no reason. Yes thank you people for the indirect motivation, but most of all, 50% is due to me finally seeing a direction, the light at the end of the tunnel, the apple of my eye, the last leaf of winter, the shit of bull that I just said, and THE ABS WORKOUT!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sWjTnBmCHTY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sWjTnBmCHTY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fk_usVg7Fp0&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fk_usVg7Fp0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-60260398325895966422008-01-14T07:38:00.000+00:002008-01-14T16:36:41.577+00:00Callings Cards from UK to Malaysia<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4scQFiVpUI/AAAAAAAAAFI/oSJ0B8YP_mA/s1600-h/ecfb_1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4scQFiVpUI/AAAAAAAAAFI/oSJ0B8YP_mA/s400/ecfb_1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155245261145351490" border="0" /></a>Recently nearly all UK mobile companies have berkomplot-ed to drain poor Malaysian students of their already limited cash (cha-ching!) by introducing charges for various access numbers to call back home. This move has made the below things un-do-able<span class="verdena"><a href="http://www.ticketstoindia.co.uk/etihad_airways.aspx?air=4" class="text">:</a><br /></span><ul style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"><li>Bergayut with gf/bf</li><li>Bersembang with member2, and worst for many of us<br /></li><li>Calling our parents/siblings/grandparents/cucu/cicit/cicak</li></ul><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4sbG1iVpTI/AAAAAAAAAFA/S6R472p_mL8/s1600-h/grin442l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4sbG1iVpTI/AAAAAAAAAFA/S6R472p_mL8/s400/grin442l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155244002719933746" border="0" /></a><br />OK! So the only direction to go is to allow ourselves to be 'scammed' by phone card dealers. Why scam? Here's just a few reasons :<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Reason #1</span><br /><br />Firstly, after being scammed into buying a phone card, we would obviously dial the number. Here's most likely what we'll hear.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">"Welcome to Smiley-tel (they just love adding 'tel'), please enter your pin code."</span><br /><br />teeeee-tee-tot-tee-tee-tee-tot-tot-tot (entering pin code, wasting 10 seconds of our lives)<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">"You have, £5. Please enter the number you wish to dial."</span><br /><br />Eg. 006016 444 5555<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">"You have FIVE THOUSAND MINUTES." </span><br /><br />NO KIDDING?? Whoaa!! £5 card give me 5000 minutes! so thats like 0.1p per minute! Smiley-tel rules bitches! All the other phone card dealers can GESAD (go eat shit and die).<br /><br />*After talking for 10 minutes on the phone. Roughtly using £0.01. Or 1 pence ONLY.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">"You have £4.50. Please enter the number you wish to dial."</span><br /><br />WTFFF?? But you just fukin said 5000 minutes! How could 10 minutes be equivalent to 500 minutes?? Why you scamming piece of tahi lembu!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Reason #2</span><br /><br />Continuation from above story. So our Mutusamy is quite pasrah but at least he still can talk for 100 minutes instead of the 5000. 5 days later, Mutusamy calls home to his Letchumi.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> "Welcome to Smiley-tel, please .... bla bla ... *Mutusamy enters pin code"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> "You have, (a slight pause used for unsur saspens) £4. 30."</span><br /><br />Now wait a f***ing minute! Didn't you just told me I had £4.50 5 days ago??? What the hell is going on? Did some <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan_shark">ahlong Cina</a></span> come and kutip <span style="text-decoration: underline;">'<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_racket">protection money'</a></span>?<br /><br />Conclusion : Yes, phone card companies deduct you money for leaving it idle. Not all do that tho.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reason #3</span></span><br /><br />Mutusamy doesn't want to believe he got scammed by Smiley-tel. So fine, first you quote me wrong minutes, then you deduct my credit. Nevermind, orang sabar selalu [s]untung[/s] rugi. 4 weeks later, its valentine's day. So again, Mutusamy must uphold his family's honour and make sure he doesn't forget to wish his soon-to-be wife Happy Valentines.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> "Again, Welcome to Smiley-tel, please .... bla bla ... *Mutusamy enters pin code" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> "Sorry, this card has expired. Thank you. tutt-tutt-tutt-tutt (engaged sound"</span><br /><br />Yes people, if you notice at the bottom right of the card written in font size 0.5, is some itsy-bitsy terms and conditions that state this card expires in 30 days. Tough luck! Who ask you to be so stoopid not to read the terms and conditions! Everyone reads them, RIGHT??<br /><br />If you've wondering what happened to Mutusamy, he went to the nearest public toilet and .. GESAD™. Sad ending I know, but life's like that. Titanic agrees with me. Hero must die. Letchumi live on.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><br /></span>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-57810943960504412572008-01-09T19:08:00.000+00:002008-01-10T11:13:36.607+00:00HIV TestingYes, I, Eric Koay, had my blood taken, for HIV testing. This could be due to ONE of many reasons:<br /><br /><ul style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><li>Intra-venous drug abuse</li><li>Unprotected sex with prostitutes</li><li>Euthanasia (not recommended)</li><li>For fun?</li><li>Needle-stick injury</li></ul><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4UkBFiVpSI/AAAAAAAAAE0/j5RFoJWBLKg/s1600-h/blog.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/R4UkBFiVpSI/AAAAAAAAAE0/j5RFoJWBLKg/s400/blog.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153564949680071970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Un-interestingly, it is for a needle-stick injury I experienced while treating one of my patients in the clinic. The queer thing that struck me was the 5 minutes conversation I had before my blood was taken for that test. Key points that struck me was the difference between UK and Malaysia yet again.<br /><br />---<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> In UK :</span><br /><br />Nurse : <span style="font-style: italic;">Hi my name is XXX and I need to ask you if you are comfortable with me taking your blood to test for HIV. Aslo in the event of the test coming back positive, do you have supportive network of friends and family who you can confide in? If you fully understand and consent to this procedure I will proceed now.</span><br /><br />*takes blood*<br /><br />Nurse :<span style="font-style: italic;"> I will now assign you a code instead of your name so as to protect your identity. I will not disclose the results over the phone as this is a sensitive issue. I will call you in for an appointment next week, regardless if the result is a positive or negative, so please do not be alarmed if an appointment is made.</span><br /><br />---<br /><br />In Malaysia :<br /><br />Nurse : <span style="font-style: italic;">Helo adik kasi tangan</span><br /><br />*jabs hand with needle*<br /><br />Nurse : <span style="font-style: italic;">Tak jadik, kasi tangan satu lagi</span><br /><br />*takes blood*<br /><br />Nurse : <span style="font-style: italic;">Ok pergi blah la you, bulan depan lu tengok itu The Star surat khabar. Klau lu mia nama ada dalam situ, lu ada AIDS lah</span><br /><br />NB : The above scenario is a hyperball of what actually happens but you get the pointEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-56293023462997017952008-01-08T12:16:00.000+00:002008-01-08T17:14:48.478+00:00Eric visiting Prostitutes?<span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Yes I know I've been missing in action for the past century or so. Well sometimes bloggers need a break from everything as well you see. A break from life. Now my life's back on track and thus my blog is back too. Enough on my personal life, here's an extract of a conversation I recently had with a friend. Don't judge yet, read first.<br /><br />SPOILER ALERT!! :<br />I would recommend you to read the conversation first before reading the spoilers.<br />Use the CTRL + A (or simply drag your mouse to bold it) to reveal spoilers which are written in white.<br /></span><br />miss xxx says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">hows the prostitues?<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(prosthodontics - an area in dentistry where we make dentures for people with missing teeth. Basically we make replicas of the real teeth, and the replica is in the form of a hard stone. We then need to fix this replicas, or casts, onto sumthing so that they will be able to bite like in the actual mouth)</span></span></span></span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i already do 1 prostitute <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(already done one cast - cast means the stone replica of the teeth)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">she went on top <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(did the upper cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">another 1 more prostitute wanna give me bloojob down there <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(i still need to do the lower cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">but i told her wait 1 hour first <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(because before I do the lower cast, have to wait for the upper cast to harden which takes around 1 hour)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">need to harden <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(for the upper cast to harden) </span></span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">1 hr to hard.. kecian the prostitute <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(kesian the cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">waiting all alone on the top <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(only the upper cast is fixed)</span></span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">was it difficult</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">did you ask helen for help? <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(a tutor named helen)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">shes good <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(with fixing the cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss x</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">xx says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">and shes nice, willing 2 help</span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">can she make it harden faster? <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(...no comment)</span></span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">if u ask her to<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />---<br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i heard she's good with her fingers <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(well she has to be, she's our tutor after all)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">---</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">well shes good wit everything</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">from start 2 end</span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i found charlie this time <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(another tutor)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> eric says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">maybe next time i'll try helen</span><br />---<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">oki</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">now u ask charlier for the top <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(charlie helped me with the top cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">later ask helen for the bottom <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(bottom cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">heard shes superb at bloojob <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(helping fix the lower cast)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">miss xxx</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">if not the best</span>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-81604703491119517792007-10-11T06:40:00.000+00:002007-10-11T06:47:39.818+00:00Kebodohan Friendster<p>Friendster was considered the top online social network service until around April 2004 when it was overtaken by MySpace in terms of page views. Google offered $30,000,000 to buy out Friendster in 2003, but they were turned down.</p><p>At the time Friendster was valued at $53 million.</p><p>In April 2004, after a few takeovers,<span style="font-weight: bold;">Friendster was valued </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">at less than one-twentieth its 2003 valuation </span><span>i.e. only worth </span>$1.5 million.</p> <p>Friendster's decision to remain private instead of selling to Google in 2003 is considered <span style="font-weight: bold;">one of the biggest blunders of Silicon Valley.</span></p>Bak kata pepatah, "Orang bodoh selalu rugi".Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-65959728339854039752007-10-10T02:29:00.000+00:002007-10-11T11:06:41.534+00:00Access Number to Call Malaysia (..truly Asia)NOODLE CHAT!! (courtesy of Helen Ngu's researching abilities)<br />Okay so far this has been tried and tested for 02 phones bought from Carphone Warehouse.<br />I don't know about 02 bought from 02. Or Virgin, or T-Mobile, or Voda or Oren or 3.<br /><br />The service is called Noodle Chat.<br />How to set it up? Just follow the instructions below:<br /><br /><ul><li>Send "noodle chat" to 81025 (as in send a sms)</li></ul><ul><li>Wait for Noodle chat to reply you (via sms); they will give you YOUR specific noodle number</li></ul><ul><li>Get someone with free minutes to call u on that Noodle number for like 2-3 minutes; ONLY work if done during weekdays. Basically when your friend call YOUR noodle number, they are redirected to your phone. If you call YOUR noodle number, you will reach the access number.</li></ul><ul><li>Wait a few minutes for your your Noodle Credit to increase (you inserted credit when you did Step 3.</li></ul><ul><li>Just dial your noodle number and call home.</li></ul>Real life example:<br /><ul><li>Little Dino picked up her Sony Ericsson and key-ed in "Noodle chat" and sent it to 81025</li></ul><ul><li>After that she waited for 10 seconds and she received a message in her inbox. There they told her that her Noodle Number is 07822389744.</li></ul><ul><li>So she asked Mr. Hensem to call her on that same number, which Mr. Hensem/Mr. Generous willingly called her for 3 minutes.</li></ul><ul><li>After that Little Dino and Mr. Hensem sembang-ed for 30 minutes. Little Dino then called her nooble number i.e. 07822389744 and key-ed in option number 2. She found out she had like 2 pence. WOOHOO!</li></ul><ul><li>Little Dino then decided to call Mama Dino. So she called 07822389744 then entered 006 012 xxxxxxx(notice there is no #). They lived happily ever after.</li></ul>-the above names and examples were merely fiction and is non-related to anyone in the real world<br /><br />Finaly for all the other phone services i.e. 02 bought from 02. Or Virgin, or T-Mobile, or Voda or Oren or 3, you can try to call the 08722 number of any friend and see if its charged in your next bill. If its not, they do update me and I'll make sure I inform the rest as well.Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-5228152693799633082007-07-05T03:23:00.000+00:002007-07-05T04:49:47.543+00:00My New Bike! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!! (colour aided post)<span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Roxm17iNpII/AAAAAAAAACU/xbaTBNtzgy0/s1600-h/blog+bike.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Roxm17iNpII/AAAAAAAAACU/xbaTBNtzgy0/s400/blog+bike.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083551156094739586" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Inilah basikal baharu gua~!~!</span> Nice rite? Guess the price... </span><span style="font-size:130%;">£</span><span style="font-size:130%;">50? Nooo... </span><span style="font-size:130%;">£</span><span style="font-size:130%;">100? Hotter... </span><span style="font-size:130%;">£</span><span style="font-size:130%;">200? Yes! But due to a certain crazy pig promotion, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I got it for *drumroll* FREE!</span> Yes u read right its FREE! This state-of-the-art <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">*cough-yarite*</span> bicycle is a FREE giveaway by <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Orange Mobile</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is due to them being the official partner of <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Tour de France.</span> Due to that, they gave out 500 FREE (okay I'll stop capitalising all the FREE words, its just so tempting) bicycles and I happen to be a lucky recipient nyahaha... but in fact luck had nothing to do with it. I had to leave at 4 in the morning and started queuing at 5am when the giveaway was at 9am!</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/RoxqbLiNpMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/m9XIIMxTJeI/s1600-h/blog+whee.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/RoxqbLiNpMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/m9XIIMxTJeI/s400/blog+whee.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083555094579750082" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:130%;">*<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">in first picture</span> - notice how the bicycle reflectors are doing their job due to my camera flash?</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />*<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">in second picture</span> - also notice the Wheeeeeeeeeeee in the title has twelve Es? Well go ahead and start counting! Also there's a mini-Motech to be spotted. Yes, that's my Winnie the Pooh carpet tied with two tali rafias. This is so I can carry people without their butt feeling sodomised.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/RoxtAriNpOI/AAAAAAAAADE/b187CNGKs7Q/s1600-h/blog+stars.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/RoxtAriNpOI/AAAAAAAAADE/b187CNGKs7Q/s400/blog+stars.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083557937848100066" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:130%;">*<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">in third picture</span> - finally notice how huge one of the Orange Bicycle promoter's <s>boobs</s> eyes are? I heard her <s>boob</s> contact lense size is <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">36F!!</span> You can practically suffocate to death in an event of a misadventure. Okay its not noticeable but take my word for it :P</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />For a read up on the free bike promotion or a better picture of the promoter, ie. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Gemma Atkinson</span>, visit the link <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><u><a href="http://www.londoncyclesport.com/news/article.asp?UAN=2617&v=1">HERE</a></u></span></span><br /></div>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-74818716218081862072007-06-29T08:31:00.000+00:002007-07-04T22:09:51.444+00:00My Facebook Group! (read the commentology ppl hahaha)Hahaha cannot keep the excitement in creating my first-very-own-limited-edition-super-best-ultimatum Facebook Group! So wat kinda group is it? Being a proud person, it's actually a group for people whose surname is Koay/Koek. Hahaha. The title of the Group? Abit lame but I like it! Also excited to see how many people would join in due time. Targetting a thousand maybe? Keke. Oh if you're a Koay and you're reading this. JOIN NOW!!!<br /><br /><div class="image"><a href="http://qmul.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2402322248"><img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/339/37/s2402322248_303.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><h4><a href="http://qmul.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2402322248">Yes, I am a Koay/Koek</a></h4>-that chinese thingy is how Koay is written in chineseEric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437463602516182179.post-69097172969194526232007-06-24T00:26:00.000+00:002007-06-24T00:55:56.530+00:00Plagiarised from : angchoonseong.blogspot.comAs mentioned in the topic, this next post is taken from a fren's blog. It's too funny I had to post it here, since I know not everyone that goes to his blog goes to mine. Kekekeke. So to all my medic frenz, year 2 or 3, do lepas tension here rather than pulling your hair out. Nyahaha...!<br /><br />Anyways, the following are interesting ways to answers maths questions. If I could go back to my secondary days, I might just try some of these for fun hehe. We're only young once rite?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn28NGw1tiI/AAAAAAAAACM/mgAu25qB13c/s1600-h/sin+x.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn28NGw1tiI/AAAAAAAAACM/mgAu25qB13c/s400/sin+x.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079422888083568162" border="0" /></a><br />makes perfect sense to me!<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn28CWw1thI/AAAAAAAAACE/KOtUiPUIABI/s1600-h/expand.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn28CWw1thI/AAAAAAAAACE/KOtUiPUIABI/s400/expand.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079422703399974418" border="0" /></a><br />hahahaha took me awhile to get this<br />---------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn27qmw1tfI/AAAAAAAAAB0/t7XDMYFre8o/s1600-h/root+2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn27qmw1tfI/AAAAAAAAAB0/t7XDMYFre8o/s400/root+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079422295378081266" border="0" /></a><br />simple yet classic<br />----------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn27Kmw1teI/AAAAAAAAABs/JdlDYhYknro/s1600-h/find+x.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn27Kmw1teI/AAAAAAAAABs/JdlDYhYknro/s400/find+x.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079421745622267362" border="0" /></a><br />so true, you can't say its wrong!!<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn275mw1tgI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-yjZHN_ju_8/s1600-h/mutant.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_UvWyCfmhMA8/Rn275mw1tgI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-yjZHN_ju_8/s400/mutant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079422553076119042" border="0" /></a><br />damn cute~!<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ahh... puas... now get back to work!!!</span>Eric Koayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806308730716624020noreply@blogger.com5